Like most book bloggers, I crosspost my reviews to Amazon. Today I noticed that four of my mini-reviews (posted here on Friday) had been commented on. It's rare that one of my reviews gets a comment, much less four, so I went ahead and clicked over to each review.
First I read this comment on my review of THE VICIOUS DEEP:
Now that's just hilarious. I laughed a little then went on to the next comment, figuring it would be something silly too. The next one I read was left on SERAPHINA.
I still found this one funny, although I began to worry that dear Stefan Buckman might be serious. Strangely, there are actually people who think like that. But considering SERAPHINA isn't graphically violent or sexy, I assume the comment is parody.
Next comes this headscratcher on my review of OF POSEIDON:
This one is odd because it sounds like an actual comment on the book, but isn't even close to what happens. So for those who haven't read the book, don't fear that you've just been spoiled. There are no chimeras involved.
Finally, I clicked over to my review of ENCHANTED, curious to see what Stefan Buckman had to say this time. But it wasn't Stefan Buckman!
And I don't even know what to do with that. It's creepy, not funny. I suppose I could deny the allegation. In case it needs to be said, I have never threatened anyone to review a book well, and anyone includes William D Buckman and his family. (Which I suppose would include Stefan Buckman?) Aside from that, I just don't know.
But now I'm curious. Have any of ya'll ever been trolled on Amazon? What's the strangest comment you've received on a review?